This is me. And with those three words I become Kevin Arnold. "Or at least it was me back in 1965... It was a simpler time, a calmer time, a time when men could be men and women couldn't be anything." What can I say about myself? I'm 24 and not really two dimensional.
Jason:This is my best friend Paul. Err. I mean Jason. We've been best friends ever since he taught me how to shoot a basket. He's a bit of a manwhore these days, but he's always good for a laugh.
Batman has The Joker. Seinfeld has Newman. Cabell has 67.3% of the population. And I get stuck with Ray. Where is the justice? Ray fancies himself to be a ladies man and a keen dancer. I'm kind of immature so I'm having a hard time not just writing "Ray smells like Jason's old socks" over and over.
Jade:*ahem* My sister Jade is very nice. My sister Jade has pretty hair. My sister Jade is very intelligent. My sister Jade is one of Gods most cherished children.
My sister Jade can read.
When we first met I was scared of Cabell. I got to know her better when we bonded over our mutual dislike of someone. I'm no longer scared of Scabbers (her favourite nickname - be sure to mention it if you see her around), but I sometimes wonder if she wishes I was.
Dean:I was in a band, "The Dirty Half Dozen", with Dean. TDHD was all about long hair and noise. Having long hair was a good way to make friends in the 90s. It was like, "Dude, you have long hair! You must like Soundgarden or Nirvana!" and then you became instant friends even if one of you was a huge dork and played RPGs.
Kate is the best ex-girlfriend turned best friend (whosagirl) a guy could ask for. Even if her overly religious freako parents wouldn't let me see The Passion with her. But she gives as good as she gets (as far as mocking goes) which I don't find fair (naturally).
Sho:I could never say a bad word about Sho because she'd hit me. Actually, she puts up with me so how perfect can she be? She's been Jade's best friend since grade four. That was about when I started lusting after her. She took a lot of convincing, but I won. That'll learn her.
Jay has been somewhat of a big brother to me since about 1998. Not because I asked him to be but because he decided I needed one. The truth is that even though Jay often tells me things I DON'T WANT TO HEAR he is usually right. Bastard.
Jimmy:Jimmy and I have known eachother almost as long as I've known Jason. And if you could stretch and think of me as the angel on Jason's shoulder, Jimmy would be the devil. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But as he knows, Jimmy doesn't always excercise the best judgement.
When she agreed to be in a comic Bertram specified that she didn't want to be identifed. Not because she hates me but because she hates being identified. So it makes it kind of rough to write anything about her here. What I can tell you is that she loves MSP.
Sarah:Sarah is my little sister. Aww. OK she's not my biological sister, she's Jason's. But he once told me I could have her and I hold him to this. She's living with me at the moment and we have our fair share of good times. Except for the times she makes me listen to Artic Monkeys.
